french shark

A shark that loves sand, and his country.

"You french shark."
"tais-toi anglais"

by Croggor July 25, 2022

French Socks

When a man sucks a woman’s toes or feet.

“You know she’s crazy, right? She loves those french socks.”
“Oh, i’m not into that.”

by mastergrave February 2, 2023

French Flicker Gooning

French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.

I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.

by GOON_PRO December 10, 2024

French Fry

A person who has a haircut that looks like a bunch of French fries. Also a retarded person that is lesbian and that broke up with Ethan

Look its french fry what a retard. Kys

by Gay__shinypp November 4, 2019

French

Naut

Naut if French

by Zakforbes4 April 25, 2021

French 75

An acrobatic sex act that involves the use of a frozen baguette and a lit cigarette. Oui oui

If you’re feeling stretched out enough we can French 75 later.

by LibnLou June 12, 2022

French Barracuda

When 2 gay men are having intercourse facing a wall with a suction cup dildo built into it and the man giving has a dick similar to a barracuda and the man receiving is getting it so hard that he is forced to bite down on the dildo to cope with the pain, like eating a French baguette.

Tim went to the back room and gave Dave a French Barracuda.

by VscoManOfGaming November 6, 2020