ethan green

Ethan Green is a fictional character from Starkid's Black Friday. He has fantastic hair and the biggest heart. He cares about his girlfriend Lex and her little sister Hannah more than anything. Unfortunately, he dies tragically dies while trying to take Hannah to a movie (Santa Claus is Going to High School) but gets attacked by shoppers trying to get the Wiggly doll he doesn't have.

I stan Ethan Green so much.

Robert Manion does such a good job with his character!

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Ethan

This person is allowed to say the N-Word, And they are an Epic Gamer Boy.

Bob "Hey, Ethan"
Ethan "Yo, What up my Nigga"

by Bruhdog69 November 9, 2019

Ethan

Bros a professional gulper.

That guy Ethan be gulping everyone’s sacks like a professional!!

by urethraslicer August 26, 2023

Ethan

Tall Asian from korea with mushroom haircut. clueless. playes clash royale even though its outdated...
Likes big men.

I am an Ethan

Meaning. I pulled an ethan

by Ethanmom February 26, 2024

ethan

ethan can be a wonderful guy at times. but once u get to know him hes the most bipolar manipulative person in the world. he messes with your feelings to the point where ur so lost and dont even know who you are anymore. he makes you attached to him and stay wity him, even though he drains you all the time. hes toxic and not loyal. though he may seem like he is, he isnt. so dont trust a guy named ethan, or date, trust me its not worth it😗

ethan is the typa guy to makeout with 10 girls in a night , fuck your bestfriend or something and try and come home to u and act like everythings all good

by Shordi August 29, 2022

ethan cummins

The biggest bad ass on planet

Ethan cummins

by Conner Bennett January 15, 2020

Ethanitis

Typically a person who smells horrendous, especially people named Ethan.

Person 1: he smells like a stinky demon today.

Person 2: holy shit he smells like fucking shit and eggs smoldering in hot trash

Person 1: oh boy, he must have a chronic case of Ethanitis.

by Bobbyjizz09 May 3, 2022