bat dick

When your uncircumcised and your excess skin hangs like 3 feet

Laura said that last week when she fucked billy that he had bat dick so bad it added 3 inches to his penis.

by DILLWILLPICKLE August 30, 2018

fumble dick

someone who is a fuck up in many ways. simialar to a fucktard, but maybe just a little less coordinated.

Ha ha ha, did you see Joe stammering and stuttering before he spilled his drink on that hot bitch...What a fumble dick!

by Brad22 February 16, 2008

Shaggy’s dick

The longest and most powerful dick in the universe

Guy. Yo have you seen “shaggy’s dick?”
Girl. YeAh mAn it’s inside me
Guy. Ur my gf tho

by dudperfect February 21, 2019

zito dick

A strange word before the word dick

I like Zito Dick

by DictionaryMan228 March 17, 2017

Muffin dick

Someone who likes muff and dick; a bisexual.

Dude he is a total muffin dick!

by ClownPenisDotFart October 17, 2010

Blank dick

When you have plenty of an item and someone asks for a few and you tell them no.

Ben needed some pvc 90’s and we had a whole box. He asked for some and we told him no. We blank dicked him.

by Tiller the Killer May 15, 2019

Spanish dicked

When a Spanish male's penis enters your mouth, vagina, or butthole using hot sauce as lube. Other names include: spicy bj, hairless fire-crotch, or reverse Taco Bell.

After the party last night, Pedro Spanish dicked Hannah in the ass! Dude that reverse Taco Bell's gonna burn like a motherfucker!!!

by Lynparza July 27, 2016