dad

so he loves you for 14 years then milk time only comes back if you got around 10k money

hey have you seen dad tony he left to get mill 16 years ago

by Dr Bigbrain January 4, 2021

ur dad

the world comes to an end at this point of time
cannot be reversed
used to destroy multiple galaxies

DAviD: your mother is brother
ME: ur dad

by urdadofficial November 18, 2020

Dad

A dad is a person that says he is going out to get milk and doesn't come back. It must be some pretty good milk?

"I'm just going to get milk". says Dad.

by Kaito Kaminari October 25, 2019

Dad

Dad:twat

Who’s ur dad???
Me:a twat

by Poppy 😘 December 6, 2020

Dad

A man who has impregnated your mother and made you, he pays the bills, takes care of what a man does for his family and spends time with his children. Dad is hard-working, head-strong caring and protective of his family.

Son: Hey dad can we go to the park?
Dad: Ok do you want to learn to throw a ball?
Son: Yes dad please teach me how!

by Theblessing July 22, 2020

Dad

a dad is someone who will leave you for another family and keep doing the same thing. He will act like he cares until you are old enough he will ditch you like a rock in the forest. If you have a good dad congratulations dont disrespect him and keep him close before he leaves .

Hey my dad went to get some milk and i haven't seen him in 2 WEEKS!

by yo mama and yo dadda December 15, 2020

Dad

The person who has been with you your whole life..... oh wait.

MOM!!! THAT'S WHY DAD LEFT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by AK47Eugene February 1, 2017