A dad

Something you don't have

Your dad went to go get milk 2 blocks away. A dad is the excuse of spoiled milk.

by Depressed No Dad November 16, 2022

My dad’s foot

Slang for penis.

Do you want to see my dad’s foot?” as you whip out your Johnson.

by Todisa August 11, 2025

Teen dad

A male under 21 Especially in the ages 10-20 that had 1+ children

Teen dads man

by 459395 March 18, 2023

Mom-Dad

(n.)- A friend who is both the mom and dad of the friend group; someone who resembles both motherly and fatherly like features

The Mom-Dad loved football and made sure her friends still had a good time.

DS: Hey Lola?
Lola: Yeah?
DS: Are you the Mom friend of the group?
Lola: No, I’m the Mom-Dad friend of the group, Football!!!

by DSsquared2 September 20, 2021

dad wagon

A dad wagon is where at least 5 dads run a train on one of the dad’s sons, making dad jokes as they do it.

Incest is fine but I hate it when my dad runs a dad wagon on me with his friends.

by Dad-inator May 15, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Dad's sisters pussy!

This is a word that can be used to describe an inbred, or someone you suspect of being an inbred. (You just want to make fun of them.)

Alex, have you left your Dad's sisters pussy!?. You need to grow a pair and stop camping corners!

by Paxqueer March 23, 2024