cut out the middle man

1. Means of justification for a purchase. Everything is free if you think about it, because you aren't paying for a product, you're paying for someone to give it to you, so if you mentally cut the middle man (seller) out, you basically bought something for free.

2. Refers to stealing something. The people selling the product is the middle man, and by simply cutting out the middle man, everything magically becomes free.

g: omg where did you get those cool rings??
c: oh theyre free at emmy's!
g: really? i thought those were like 5 bucks each!
c: oh, i just cut out the middle man!

by i<3jordyn September 20, 2022

Fresh Cut

When you're at your barber and you get a fresh cut. But he says its ten dollars and you gotta run

Look at this fresh cut, ight how much

by AYeetyBoi December 5, 2019

Cutting the core

Switching from iPhone or Apple products/services in favor of Android and Google products/services

I'm going to be "cutting the core" and get the new Samsung when I upgrade my phone.

I'm sick of being stuck with an inferior product; so I'm going to "cutting the core" and get an android phone instead of iPhone.

by cdgnotparis February 4, 2024

classic cut

A classic cut is the original way of slicing the bread for Subway(tm) sandwiches, achieved by slicing off a u-shaped section of bread off the top of the bun.

"I'll get a footlong meatball" -customer
"would you like regular or classic cut?" -Subway(tm) sandwich artist
"Classic cut, please" -customer

by legendzen September 16, 2013

Chair Cut

A trimming of the hair on ones posterior. A play on the phrase Hair Cut, but using the word chair instead, to imply where the posterior usually sits.

Pat: "Hey man, you ready for your gay blind date tomorrow?"
Jim: "Yeah I'm ready. I got a hair cut and, if you don't mind me mentioning, I got a chair cut as well."
Pat: "Hope you didn't do all that for nothing."

by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022

Cut rate dick

A below-market rate private detective who generates results at expectation or below what was requested by a client. Usually a person who was a burnt out or fired ex-cop or was never able to be a cop.

I can’t believe this cut rate dick couldn’t even find the person!

by Neil Sportsfan January 16, 2023

Cold cut crackhead

People who act like crackheads , for cold cuts . Willing to stand in long deli line for an hour for a pound of ham .

Omg , look at all these cold cut crackheads on line . It’s so nice out and they Are waiting for ham .

by BigBuffarillaAss September 21, 2022