Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group
by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020
Get the ryan christian parsonsmug. Well, she's doing it because she can see that if we don't affirm the Christian's moral supremacy they will hold their breath like a petulant 5 year old. They flat out refuse to cooperate with people who won't.
Hym "If Christianity is TRUE. Then going extinct immediately... Literally solves all of our problems... Forever... Everyone lives forever... And everyone gets what they deserve... Therefore... Blow up the planet... And stop wasting everyone's time."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
Get the Christianitymug. Christian is the best. He’s not really too smart, but he’s still really nice guy, and is definitely HOT AF.
by the weeb who got crossed September 9, 2021
Get the Christianmug. by Criterion 0485 May 16, 2018
Get the christianmug. A boy whose nice, kind, funny, cute, and himself. Who could ask for more? He'll always be there for you no matter what happens. He can be annoying like anyone, or that you don't need him sometimes. But the absence of him drives you insane. He's been through more then you could imagine, but when your in his arms, it just feels safe because you know you have him to guide you.
But even as friends he's perfect. He will ditch even a girlfriend that tries to mess with you. You could be in love with him and see him with another girl, but as long as he's happy you're happy. Yet if he's mad at you, you feel so ashamed and as if your a burden. Over all, hes the person that you haven't lived till you see him.
But even as friends he's perfect. He will ditch even a girlfriend that tries to mess with you. You could be in love with him and see him with another girl, but as long as he's happy you're happy. Yet if he's mad at you, you feel so ashamed and as if your a burden. Over all, hes the person that you haven't lived till you see him.
That christian is so amazing af!
by stephenwagner June 14, 2017
Get the Christianmug. A guy named Christian who proudly wears the crown of cuckoldry. He has a girlfriend—technically—but her bedroom is basically an Airbnb for other dudes while he sits in Discord, thanking her for the “growth experience.” Plays 16 hours of PC games daily, not because he loves gaming, but because it’s the only world where he has any control. Perpetually broke, emotionally wrecked, and somehow proud of “staying strong” through it all like a martyr no one asked for. His love language is humiliation. Perseveres not out of strength, but because he doesn’t know how to quit—or win.
Bro stop acting like a Cuck Christian — just because she lets other guys sleep over doesn’t mean it’s ‘character building.
by Sus000 July 6, 2025
Get the Cuck Christianmug. Christian is the dumbest autistic bitch ever. Doesn't know how to speak properly and never does any work.
Your such a Christian
by anonymous October 11, 2022
Get the Christianmug.