Christian

A kid who constantly gets into trouble and throws a banger party that gets busted. Constantly goes back to the same short fucking girl that’s desperate and doesn’t do shit with her. Has a nicotine addiction and gets high in school every day.

Christian is a fucking retard and will never be able to hangout with his friends again. But everyone loves him.

by Milflover69-Jen10 October 26, 2019

Christian

A 3 '6 tall shithead who's only redeeming quality is his sister.

That boy christian is such a dick.

by Ricksta2008 November 25, 2021

Christian

Great person, He may be quiet, a bit overweight, and has a twisted humor. But in reality he is always there for you, he doesn’t care what you have been through or what has happened, he will be there to support you. He is always ready to listen to whatever you want to vent his way, he will listen carefully, give you truthful answers and help you with your problems. He is that one kid in school who is popular with many people but that’s only because he is known to be an asshole. The more you get to know him the more he will show you how kind and caring he is. Christian is also to joke around if you’re his best friend, he would joke inappropriately about someone you may like or someone your dating. In the end Christian is truly a nice person and any girl would be lucky to have his personality, even if he isn’t the perfect with looks.

I don’t know its just Christian.

by ShirlyHaksi February 3, 2022

Christian Chang

When you run with your arms barely moving. Typically, your arms are making a v shape and your palms are facing the ground. Your arms then swing side to side

Watch me do this Christian Chang.

by tracknation66 November 8, 2017

CHRISTIAN

A verb to ruin the vibe of a conversation by making an awkward joke

He really christianed the conversation by making a sex joke about my mum

by MCRoundhouse August 30, 2022

Christian Goulding

His name means "God's Child". Being named this proves his messiah status. Goulding, originating from Ireland, gives this man the normally impossible feat of total alcohol immunity. Combining theses 2 traits allows for Christian Goulding to be the most amazing deity to ever walk the Earth.

Man: Holy shit that man can drink.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.

by GeetLord January 5, 2018

christian knight

A badass that loves to eat, and can't be more crazy,he has no filter and is amazing at almost anything

It's a Christian knight

by Wild_card7703 March 14, 2017