City high football

A team where losing is a tradition

City high football sucks

by Sloppytoppy6969 September 3, 2019

kansas city jerk

When you are fisting your partner and you slide your penis inside of your hand, inside of her, and masturbate.

I never expected she's be able to receive a Kansas City Jerk, but I was wrong.

by Tundraundertopsoil June 20, 2017

Lego City Commercial

A man has fallen into the river in Lego City! Start the new rescue helicopter! HEY! Build a helicopter! And off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline! Lower the stretcher! And make the rescue! The new emergency collection from Lego City!

I have watched the Lego City Commercial a lot of times and all I could think of is "HEY!"

by Eggy543 February 25, 2020

City Club Division

This superior group of individuals existed 2019-2023. Collectively, these were some of the most brilliant, savvy, adaptive, creative, well-branded, and wise people that the world has ever known. It's rumored that the Division was disbanded in 2023 in fear of world domination.

Guy #1: Hey you ever hear about the City Club Division?
Guy #2: Yes, those were some badass MFers
Guy #1: How so?
Guy #2: In every possible way
Guy #1: Dope

by rick.for.the.winland April 30, 2023

Putnam City North

Putnam City North High School (PCN, PC North) is a public high school in Northwest OKC. It is accredited by the NAACP as a certified BESSSFRAN institute and is still somehow the best high school in the Putnam City School District, which actually isn’t too impressive when you remember how shit PCO and PCW are. Offering education in grades nine through twelve, North is among the lowest scoring public schools in Oklahoma, due to the large amounts of ghetto freshman with lash extensions not knowing how to act. If you’re a girl who wishes to fit in here it is simple, one way is to get pregnant at 14 and have longer lashes than girls named LaMiqeniggiawnashawna Jones-Smith.
The athletic teams are a joke, anything resembling intelligent behavior is nonexistent here, and all these overweight student athletes swear “on they momma they goin D1 cuh”.

Everyone here is very fat, everyone here is exceptionally stupid, and Martin Luther King would frown upon this place if he saw this.

I woke up expecting an education, but instead got to watch 4 fights at lunch. God bless Putnam City North

by Peter Skene Ogden January 20, 2022

That's life in the big city

It's a line from the 1987 film RoboCop. Spoken by an executive of a weapons manufacturer immediately following the death of his colleague at a failed demo of their new mechanized law enforcement robot. The character exemplifies the callous, dog-eat-dog mentality popular amongst business execs in the 80’s. It borders on sociopathic — similar to the nature in which Patrick Bateman speaks in American Psycho.

Cox: Too bad about Kinney, huh?
(Kinney shot to death by mech minutes ago)
Morton: *shrug* That's life in the big city.

by Proto Following Chomo January 22, 2021

kansas city lights

A term for a diminutive man, angry all the time and looking for fights.

Jason: That Kansas city lights tried to start crap with me.

Howie: He would start a fight with a nun.

by Howie Cat April 8, 2021