sam

iron golem named spam with tiny penis the mf is a dumbass

imagine an iron gloem with no crotch and a bad temper.. samuel aka spam

by lamuel spaing June 15, 2022

sam santone

sam santone is the hottest man and I would love to date him he is so handsome and nice

he is so hot who? sam santone

by ufhewuhriuewhriuyheuqeu June 21, 2022

Sam

The fruitiest, palest, skinniest mfs you'll ever meet, if you can get passed his fucking attitude

K: "Hey man do you want Sam to come over?"

Casper: "nah fuck that nigga."

by Itsmeidkwhotho June 22, 2022

Sam

Sam is a beautiful human being. He has one of the biggest 9 incher you have ever seen.

He is a sexy beast who reels in all the ladies. He lasts 30 minutes. And will for sure please you all over

Are you OK?! you like like you've been Samed pretty hard

by sexiestbakaruffruff June 22, 2022

Sam

Pretty brick guy
Never hits more than 1 three per pickup game

That’s it
Either he’s 1/1 or -354/-98
Also pretty bad at hog

And cr

“How’s his basketball”
“He’s a Sam”
“Oh lord get me away from him, his brick was might spread to me,” said Danial the 10x NBA MVP, champion, all star mvp, scoring title winner, dpoy winner, and 2k god player

by Most accurate definition man June 23, 2022

Sam

Sam is a weird but quiet funny boy you’ll met from a discord server lol

Sam: I have work today so I'm just going to slide out. So bye. Ok take care.

by frog-queen June 25, 2022

Sam Layng

This is another term for someone who likes to kidnap kids and play soggy biscuit with them.

The kidnapper was a Sam Layng.

by awdi ajwidjad June 28, 2022