KEVIN MCCALISTER

When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:

Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself

Order pizza and hide the boxes

Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps

And set up traps for when your parents get home.

You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.
by Zachibald July 27, 2024
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Kevin Nee

This trend is stupid … everyone needs to stop… your name does not mean what it says here. There is no truth to anything on this website …. Drink water and go to bed.
I’m not doing this - Kevin nee
by Kevinbnee November 22, 2021
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Kevin Golightly

A very cool person who often gay and plays on the Xbox one. They are often a jock that things they are better than anyone cause they play sports. They also suck at every video game they touch
That Kevin Golightly kid, he’s a fag.
by xLedzep March 29, 2019
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A kevins sister

A really good looking girl that's beyond anything you've seen before.
Would you look at that girl?! She's a kevins sister for sure.
by Dickhandler6999 May 12, 2025
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Kevin Chitty

The love of my life, a one hit wonder. The man of my dreams and the perfect example of what every man should be.
I love you Kevin Chitty”
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Kevin Groinin

CFO of the only foreign bank worth working for. Japanese Bank headquartered in Nigeria
Kevin Groinin really knows his way around transfer pricing...I heard he did it with an intern once
by Mufgeefugger1 February 09, 2021
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Kevin Butler

The most amazing step dad ever his shortened name is Kev or Butler and is very funny and can make you smile when ever your sad make sure if you have a Kevin Butler as your stepdad your lucky.
by pickle-yaa September 01, 2017
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