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Ethan

A goofy as motherfucker but loyal as hell nice guy usally goofy plays basketball has nice muscles likes sports good Christian boy
Hi I’m Ethan and I’m 14 slaying all this women with my massive penis
by Fadedthanahoe44 January 28, 2023
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Ethan

Ethan is the gayest kid out there. He might not show it but given any chance he will take the opportunity to enjoy some banana sucking 😏
Josh: Hey bro did you see Ethan last night?
Arnold: Yeah his friends think he’s kinda… flitwrist
by unluckysluttycookie July 17, 2021
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Ethan

A very sentimental or emotionally unstable person. Is cute, but not hot or handsome. He makes lots of great friends, and will stay with all of them for as long as possible. Hates to leave behind what he has grown to love, and can be shy. Ethans would make amazing friends or boyfriends, so if you have one stay with him. He will always make you smile, and can keep every secret. Love sports, music, sometimes reading, and video games.
1: shit have you seen that new kid?! What is his name?! He hilarious!
2: that’s Ethan.
1: of course! How would I not have know that
by DeadMob1000 (ETAN ROADS) September 26, 2018
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Ethan

out of my mcfREEEEaKIN MIiIiIIi111!1/INNd~
Ethan is hoping an orange card comes up soon.
by e.soy January 15, 2022
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Ethan

Ethan is a genuinely nice friend and anyone would be lucky to of met him. His smile brings more smiles to the table after a long day of stress, his personality is of just pure honesty and kindness (although if something is pissing him off then he'll defend himself lol). If you meet this Ethan, he will guarantee at least give you some sort of happiness in life.
Have you met my friend Ethan yet? He is epiic!
by Charlie the banana May 5, 2024
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Ethan

Ethan is the chief. He makes gourmet food for his girlfriend. He loves to slowly cook her delicious meals to fill her little tummy.
Ethan is a chief when he cooks Lacey food
by Gimmeyo$ September 8, 2022
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Ethan

absolute liberal whos main attack is Coochie Sock! will eat your ass if you are mean to him. he also has a scary attack called Mean Glare. this attack he put you in a coma while he rapes you
that ethan is scary!!!!!!!!
by Mr. Steal Your Roblox February 14, 2019
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