Donkey Punch

To strike one in the head during intercourse.

Yeah I just heard Trevor Baeur donkey punched that bitch.

by joechurro February 16, 2022

Swamp Donkey

Sarah’s hoopty truck

Tim: “What the fuck is that sound?”

Nick: “Oh that’s the Swamp Donkey. We know she’s here before she does.”

by Emtff99 August 2, 2021

Donkey

Total idiot poker player that drives yellow motorcycles. Yellow motorcycles are for donkeys. This guy will call you with anything at the poker table. That means donkey. Its a vicious cycle. VICIOUS!

Hey Timmy, nice call with that 10-7 Off suit.

Timmy: yeah well I'll beat you with my yellow motorcycle!

Hey Timmy: no, sir; You are a donkey.

by Timmyisadonkey May 15, 2010

Donkey

One of the best characters in the Shrek movies

Donkey: “Oh this is another one of those onions things isn’t it?”

Also Donkey: “I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.”

by A_Daubzyeeyee April 21, 2021

donkey joint

When a woman is being penetrated by 2 or more men in the same hole, and she is extremely hairy.

My bro and I were fucking this girl in doggy style and she was nothing but a donkey joint. We have never seen a woman that hairy!

by STEELERS4DK April 21, 2024

Danillo Donkey

A Danillo Doneky is the highest order of the general donkey which refers to a person who is rare combination of arrogant and ignorant. When you see you a Danillo Donkey in the wild stay clear of them.

Last night some Danillo Donkeys showed up and the party turned into a shit show even the regular donkeys were turned off

by The Donkey Stopper September 22, 2016

Donkey bite

The use of dentures inserted in female genitalia to bite the victim.

Mary gave Devon a severe donkey bite on his finger during foreplay.

by Donald_Chump January 5, 2019