Cock-Pizza

When you're doing missionary and you lay your sexual partner down on their back and slap down the following ingredients on their belly/cock and or tits.

-Mozzarella
-Pepperoni
-Bell-Peppers
-Marinara Sauce
-Pineapples

Then, The male partner proceeds to jizz on the ingredients, Thus making The-Cock-Pizza

Geo: Bro I just did a cock-pizza on myself yesterday

Stella: I did not need to know that.

by The-Foreskin-Hamburglar June 20, 2023

Pizza Talk

The argument you get into with your girlfriend when she thinks you are a dead beat pizza boy. The conversation usually ends with an ultimatum.

Guy #1: Hey man, you alright?
Guy #2: *sniffle* Nah dude, my girl just gave me the pizza talk.

Guy# 1: Dude that suuuuuucks

by SofaPizza February 01, 2024

Pizza Fritta

Una pratica BDSM

ma a cosa si riferiva Innocent quando parlava di Pizza fritta? Boh

by karmacaramba September 23, 2021

Here for the pizza

1. A phrase used at a celebration or social gathering (wedding, birthday party, etc.) that denotes the user's desire for the amenities of said gathering (food, drinks, cake, games, etc.) and complete lack of interest of what the social gathering is actually about. Occurs often in children too young to understand or care about what is occurring.

Warning: Using phrase at any social gathering may incite yelling, tears, or physical injury. Use at own risk.

Person 1: Isn't it wonderful that Jack and May got married?
Person 2: I'm just here for the pizza.

by Avoidthedevoidvoid January 13, 2022

Johnny Pizza

A fortnite skin from 2019 known for having a larger ass than all other male skins

I just got the Johnny Pizza skin, it's got me drooling in every match

by hamburger man 146y710235701245 June 09, 2023

Pizza ear

Very acute sense or hearing possessed by a person who loves pizza. He can therefore distinguish a doorbell from surrounding noise when pizza is expected

-Hey guys did u hear that?
-Hear what?
-The doorbell man! the pizza must be here!
-All I hear is music bro!
(goes to the door, comes back with boxes)

See, I told you bro!
-You got one hell of a pizza ear bro!

by Hellojello February 02, 2012

gone off pizza

When a pizza goes moldy.

The gone off pizza tastes like rotten eggs.

by Debskelly1985 March 31, 2023