walking the porn

An act of self-love with the use of hands to achieve orgasm while watching porn.

I was only looking babe, I wasn't walking the porn, promise.

by WinterWood June 10, 2017

Pennsylvania Crab Walk

The act of upping your stranger handy game by taking your off hand from the back side in between your legs and giving yourself a sliding backwards tug

Mike - “Tom was giving himself a Pennsylvania Crab walk last night, I couldn’t believe the balance he displayed.”
Mark - “guy said he was bored with standard stranger reverse grip”

by CreakinCopper May 08, 2024

fire the walk

a term used for lighting ones side walk on fire and walking through it with no injury

james: fire the walk, jimmy
jimmy: but I don't want to, I'm afraid

by exodus. c. August 30, 2022

anybody want to walk produce

The act of walking produce and questioning empty frito lay bins.

Hey hey hey, anybody want to walk produce?

by Jsg313 August 07, 2022

Walking Directional indicator

When you are walking with someone and you use arms to show them the way to go.

I was walking with Kelly and I used my walking directional indicator to let her know which way to go

by Manuel59manuel July 23, 2017

Can’t walk a cat

Basically you cannot train a woman to do the things you want.

Dishes are dirty, she doesn’t know how to cook… welp, you “can’t walk a cat”

by Jones1973 March 24, 2024

Walking Wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.

After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.

by Banned As DC June 26, 2022