He is bald, one-legged guy with rotten teeth and the ugliest motherfucker i’ve ever seen in my life.
He tried to kill himself many times because he is always rejected by women, even by his own daughter, who is the biggest whore in turkey.
He tried to kill himself many times because he is always rejected by women, even by his own daughter, who is the biggest whore in turkey.
by nobody.22 January 16, 2025
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by Chakra882 March 05, 2022
Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."
by FubarrFromGB January 01, 2023
a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.
i put it in her turd canal and she pull her gun and shoot me. is failure.
i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
by kinky_donkey_punch69 April 12, 2018
It is said of large female buttocks, which by etymology, when release a long and thick piece of feces (a turd), through the action of the gluteal muscles, would cut it without the action of the sphincter.
by Imperador dos 10K Calendários December 26, 2023