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Bob Ross

A very special human. He is the equivalent to the Qur'an
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BOB

Sting: Dom R is whipped
Juno: BOB
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Bob

The fatass if the group.

Also stands for big obese bastard.

This man always needs food to keep on going.
Frequently Bob will have to take a seat when walking for any period of time.
Me: "Hey bob"

Bob: *Sits down*
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a dumass that is week
bob is really week
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bobbing for adam's apples

When another man deep throats another, causing the Adam's apple to bob up and down.
Joe likes to go to Casey's to go bobbing for adam's apples.
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Bob

An ideal type of guy for all. Usually quite tall and most commonly found in south-east London.

Bobs are: often quite plebian, not overtly attractive, you may find yourself thinking why do I like Bob? But they are often nicer than you think, and they may seem moody but are surprisingly nice.

Bobs are available for finding in South-East London and very rarely in other places, they are like rare Pokémons
Alex: I just found a Bob
Eli: OMG, we like a good peng Bob.
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Bobbing for Crapples

This fun event takes place when your partner is experiencing Sleep Crapnea (See Sleep Crapnea). You must stick your head into their mouth and carefully remove the crapples with your teeth. You must be discreet, as you do not want your partner to wake and discover the whorrendous mess you have left them in.

Side Note: If you would like to continue the fun, after you bob one of the crapples from your partner’s mouth, you can gently lay it on his or her chest and perform a good ol’ Cleveland Steamer.
Tyrant: My dude, you coming to the bar tonight with us?

Big Easy: Nah my dawg, I went bobbing for crapples last night. My wife was choking from the logs I dropped in her mouth so I had to bob them out. Got a little greedy and went for a Cleveland streamer and she woke up steaming. Told her I was sleepwalking again and thought I was waxing my car. Needless to say she kicked me out this time.
by Stoney69 June 19, 2019
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