christian living

The lifestyle of a conservative, wealthy, well mannered teen who really just wants to have fun in life and still be sought out as a good Christian.

Sorry, can’t go out tonight it’s just another part of Christian living. Then goes and gets drunk with friends and acts like nothing happened the next day.

by Rduncan May 24, 2018

no hate like Christian love

Christians say they spread love, but actually they spread a lot of hatred. For instance, Christians propagate that God loves everyone, but that non-believers will burn in torment forever. Or "God accepts everyone as they are, but queers are sinners who must suffer a heteronormative life till their deaths"; that a woman is the same creation of God as men, but must submit to them

-Jesus loves you
-ok, I don't care
- you'll burn in hell!!! repent while you still can, or you'll regret it!
-no hate like Christian love

by Donoav March 22, 2025

Christian, Life, Academy

Weird ass school with weird ass kids and odd events

Brother 1: Let’s go to school

Brother 2:hell naw not that place

Bro1:dude we go to in Christian, Life, Academy Cape Coral?!?!

Bro2:naw but it’s funny

by Bruh man 🤠 May 14, 2023

Schrödinger’s Christian

A person who claims to be christian, but the second you ask them if they're christian they get all offended and don't know what you're talking about.

Jordan Peterson is a Schrödinger’s Christian

by SpinX22 June 1, 2025

Christian Twist

hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop

That sick fucker thinks he's Jesus, gave himself a Christian Twist.

by arrbby July 1, 2011

Christian

Christian is the most wonder full person you would ever meet. You would be happy if he/she was in your life

Omg I can't believe i meet Christian

by Cjrividjciwi June 28, 2017

Christian

He loves music, He's always my favorite person from the group chat to be around, He likes the best music

Friend of mine and his: When are you going to tell Christian you like him
Me: I dont know everyone thinks hes too old for me (three years) and its not that I dont agree its just that I cant get him off my mind he is so nice and he loves the same music as me and we relate to eachother and have so many things in common but im just scared it will ruin the friendship we already have if he rejects me....

by Paper Bi-otch December 17, 2023