no dad

dream

you fat no dad

by mr man of good April 23, 2022

Dad

Something you don’t have

Your friend: Hi where is your dad

You: What’s that ?

by Ihaveadad April 23, 2022

Sec dad

An indiscriminate measurement of time typically determined by one's use of the word.

Word I'll pull up to your place; be there in 15 sec dads.

by DogLuverfan April 25, 2022

Simon's Dad

The best dad you'll ever meet, known to many as "just better" and is respected by many.

Your dad is such a Simon's Dad

by 9pixel April 25, 2022

Jah’s Dad

Fatass Muslim’s kid’s big daddy who has weak knee’s

I found Jah’s dad

by Champ3214 April 26, 2022

Dad

Someone that you’ll never see. He is often getting milk. You probably won’t see him for an average of 6-9 years.

Your dad doesn’t exist.

by Craven Morehead April 26, 2022

Dad

Missing

He could be getting the milk and he could not, you wouldn't know .

Jimmy: "Did you hear about Bob's dad?"
John: "yeah, he's just getting the milk"
Jimmy: "but its been three years, John"

by your dad who is getting milk April 26, 2022