john snow 

A person who literally knows nothing.

-- WTF, don't you even know who is elected last night?
-- Wait, what? I guess I am just being john snow again.

john snow by donaldrump November 15, 2016

Ghetto snow

When you jerk off on someone else's Christmas tree without their knowledge, when it dries up hard and crusty it gives the appearance that it has snow and icicles on it.

Hey bro, let's go to Randy's house and make some ghetto snow!

Ghetto snow by Dump truck December 8, 2016

Minnesota Snow Angel 

The sexual act of dry humping your partner on a toboggan speeding downhill. It is also tradition to wear costumes from the Disney movie "Frozen" while performing this act. Make sure to bring appropriate safety gear in case of sledding accidents.

Me and Kathy snuck out during our High School Reunion to make a Minnesota Snow Angel! You betcha it was a blast!

Minnesota Snow Angel by CakeBakeConnor January 10, 2017

dick snow 

When a man shakes after taking a piss post intercourse and dried fluids flake off. Looks like snow.

"I banged this chick and when I took a leak I had bad dick snow."

dick snow by Handsom3 Jack August 1, 2017

dustin snow 

Verry rare cancer disease

Man she must have dustin snow disease

dustin snow by Savage man7 January 21, 2018

Paper Snow Shoes 

4-5 reams of paper in a box with string/zipties holding them to the user's feet; Most commonly used to compete in Flonkerton, an Icelandic sport

Kevin was unable to lift his paper snow shoes, so Phyllis won the game of Flonkerton.

Paper Snow Shoes by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018

african snow plow

When you're fucking a African American and you proceed to stick four pounds of cocaine in their ass then you motorboat their asshole

I got with this girl last night and she randomly gave me an African snow plow and my asshole is more streched than jared from subway

african snow plow by Lil j Coco Puffs March 1, 2018