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The sloppy gag off

Whe a girl and her partner Goes in to to doggy style and the cums on the back on the other partner and licks it off there back
I about to the sloppy gag off to girl
by Joey the big October 28, 2021
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Sloppy toppy

The product of that one friend who puts gravy on EVERYTHING.
Friend 1: "What's that brown thing?"
Friend 2: "Oh, that's just Jake's sloppy toppy."
by Lord Of Worms October 31, 2021
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Sloppy Snail

After a chick was just creampied by another guy, you stick your penis in and pull out with his cum on your penis and slide it across the chicks back, leaving a cum snail trail.
Yo bro, after you finished I came and gave her a sloppy snail and dipped.
by Crab E Pat E July 15, 2021
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sloppy wizard

This sexual position is accomplished when a beautiful woman lies down on a bed. An incredibly polite man stammers at her and makes excuses in a chanting fashion. Eventually both people get themselves off as the awkwardness reaches climactic levels.
The only way he could please a woman is giving her the ole "Sloppy Wizard"... poor bastard.
by YOLOSWAG4204LIFE July 16, 2021
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Sloppy Choppy

When a girl is giving such good head that her hair swings in a circle like chopper blades
Jeff: "I hooked up with Melissa yesterday"

Sam: "How'd that go?"

Jeff: "She hit me with the Sloppy Choppy bro, I busted in like thirty seconds."
by TheGreatBalrogKing August 6, 2021
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Sloppy Dallas

When your girl gets a mouth full of dip and sucks you off.
Girl friend: “Hey babe Do you want a sloppy Dallas?”
Boy friend: “Sure babe
by Me-bich August 14, 2021
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Sloppy Butt Smush

The sexual act of two parters dressing up in each others clothes after eating buckets of spicy chili, spreading their butt cheeks, and smushing them together as hard as they can, and letting all the built up pressure of the chili out by aggressively shitting into each others anal cavities, spraying burning hot diarrhea all over the room while each partner screams in terror of the thought that they will have to clean it all up with their tongue
YO Butt Fucker 3000, me and this random ass person i met behind a mcdonalds parking lot did a sloppy butt smush and there were like 30 people filming! NOW GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN OATMEAL! 😟🐸🦧💯💩🥵🔥😳😱🥶😩🍌😎😬😎🥸🤞🥵💯🔥
by Mad PP game June 24, 2021
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