Retarding

When your cat gets the zoomies and winds up breaking things

What was that crash!?
Oh that's just peanut being a douchebag

He's retarding

by Chickdoesweirdstuff May 22, 2024

Retard Rosie

Some girl named retard Rosie who has a obsession with Billie eyelash

Her: I live Billie eyelash
Me:what if you fought her stalking you.

Her: I’d be jumping with joy telling her I love her
Me: I told you retard Rosie had a weird obsession with Billie eyelash. Though Billie is good at singing, so is twenty one pilots you should check them out to see a beautiful bean and a beautiful drummer any way if one of them was stalking me I’d be scared. Because I’m not retard rosie

by Chicken hole November 27, 2019

Textual Retardation

One who is unable to express ones emotions though text

Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????

Boy: Ok cool.

Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/

by Walshy84 November 21, 2013

Retarded

A word that french teachers will not allow you to say, because it is "past its time"

"That guy's so retarded"
French Teacher: "DONT SAY THAT"

by asdfghjklkevinsweirdandgau May 10, 2018

Retarded

Who have Tik tok

11 yrs old kids who have Tik tok, they're retarded

by ᠻ𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙 February 13, 2021

Creatively Retarded

When someone is creative in a wrong way. An example would be when some one complicates a simple task, another word for Kafkaesque.

Markus is creatively retarded as he made a crane to pick up a coin.

by Creatively Retarded May 21, 2020

Retard

Hadji the 4th grader

Hadji is a retard

by 453mikeh February 22, 2019