ass post 

Posting to the internet, usually Facebook, with your ass while your phone is in your pocket. This results in one or multiple posts of random and often repeated characters.

Julia: It wasn't your fault I got fat.
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?

ass post by Slapping Theresa October 14, 2012

Peacock Post 

This is a term given to a social media post where the author goes over the top in congratulating themselves on their own achievement. It is linked to the line in the move "Good Morning Vietnam" where the late and great Robin Williams says with respect to the peacock strutting around feathers on display "Look at me I'm incredible check it out"

Did you read that peacock post by NAME I mean seriously if he slaps himself on the back any harder he's gonna slip a disc!

Peacock Post by Rekees November 1, 2014

Infina Post

1. When someone on social media post the same meme over and over again.

2. Reblogging the same pics, memes, or stories on tumblr, snapchat, instagram, and facebook

Selina always be infina posting that Sauske getting arrested meme.

Infina Post means posting the same thing over and over again.

Infina Post by GipsyDanger_94 October 24, 2015

pre-post mortem face 

When ones face looks like it has already gone through the mortem process.

That meth head has pre-post mortem face.

pre-post mortem face by Elwood82 February 4, 2016

Light Post 

When a guy is about to nut and you can see the cum at the tip.

Jim: "I as fucking your mom last night and she told me I had a nice light post."
Me: "Same."

Light Post by Jpm26 September 7, 2016

Guest post

A post or comment made by a non-member of an online community or forum.

This subreddit allows a guest post as long as it fits the reddiquette standards.

Guest post by LeelaSavage August 31, 2016

flag post 

flag pohst

verb
1. Any phallic object mounted or attached to an individual is known as the "post". An orifice in the pelvic region is inserted by the "post" the owner of the orifice is known as the "flag".
2. to flag post someone.
3. to raise an individual up in the air by their orifice via phallic object.
4. to rap the post with a flag with intent to raise it.
5. to raise someone up in the air with sheer phallic force and power.
6. to impale someone with your penis and lift them into the air.

Person 2: Would you be up for a lunch with our friend, its his birthday?
Person 1: If I can flag post him
Person 2: What?
Person 2: Oh, I read through the typo
Person 1: No typo
Person 1: Flag post
Person 2: What does that even mean dude?
Person 1: There's a post, needs a flag
Person 2: Why tho?

flag post by Prince Harrier Jet September 28, 2017