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actual poo

one who smells like poo (i.e., bad) and/or acts like poo (i.e., crappy) so much that they are like actual poo.
Bob is actual poo; he has been so difficult lately.
by beanbeane July 28, 2011
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poo pipe princess

A promiscuous vixen that enjoys regularly partaking in the activity of sexual intercourse.
However, she will insist that you plough into her poo pipe in prefence.

A very dirty young girl.
Andy: Hey babe, can i give you a test drive? Always try before you buy.
P.P (poo pipe princess): Hellyeah, but remember: Up the back door, or not at all.
Andy: Sure, why not.
by j7x January 16, 2008
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Poo Pipe Plumber

gay man who enjoys bumming men
most plumbers you call if you got a leak, the poo pipe plumber you call if you want your pipes stuffed
by bumbandit84 June 2, 2009
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Solid Snake Poo

When your dump is one, long piece. It exits the anus and enters the water swiftly and silently, allowing you to sneak away from the crime scene.
I think Donovan just left a solid snake poo. It's looking at me menacingly from the toilet, but he's nowhere to be found!
by tagmasta June 17, 2011
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Morning after POO

after a night of heavy drinking you wake up with the need for a severe dump. This is usually more foul smelling than other craps and often is more fluid than solid.
ahhhh... i'm gunna get up and go unleash my morning after poo. i'll feel better when its over.
by timofo February 18, 2009
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poo cooked in pee

Inspired by ceviche, this regional delicacy comes from Mendocino and Humboldt counties, California. The acids in urine slowly cook solid feces, tenderizing and removing fecal pathogens.

As the name suggests, poo is steeped in pee for an extended period of time, until the poo becomes golden-pee-brown in color. Traditionally served with oyster crackers, corn, or pickled ham.
Tonight, we're serving poo cooked in pee!
by sincinnatti July 28, 2011
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poo parlor division

Ooer, I really must use the damned poo parlor division before I soil my underknickers.
by homosexual January 28, 2006
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