chinese fire kitten

The most majestic being ever created by God. It was born in southern china and eats the souls over evildoers. And everything else as well. Basically if you go near it, you have been eaten. Only one man can ever tame this beast. A man with the I initials JV. He is the most glorious man ever birthed. Women cry at the sight of him and men want to be him. One day he will ride this majestic beast into the sunset with his forty foot tall rubber ducky Renaldo at his side. When this day cums. The world will be at peace. For the most gracious thing in the world has just happened.

When JV rides the chinese fire kitten into the sunset, all wars will end.

by I am the chosen one October 9, 2013

The fire breathing goblin

The fire breathing goblin is when your partner picks their nose and places their mucus into your anal cavity. You then proceed to fart the mucus back into their mouth.

Hey bebe how kinky are you? I'm a 12 level wizard kinky have yoh ever try the fire breathing goblin?

by Clopswolfbane September 4, 2016

Texas Fire Racing

The sexual act in which one lights a girls (or guys) pubes on fire and proceeds to have sexual intercource with them attempting to orgasm before the flames go out.

Guy 1: Hey did you try out Texas Fire Racing
Guy 2: Yeah man, I couldn't win though
Guy 1:Every race is a win with Texas Fire Racing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by TickleMyNutsack December 9, 2016

Russian Fire Pole

When a girl fills her mouth with vodka, swishes it around and swallows. Then she proceeds to perform oral sex. The trick is that the vodka will make her mouth burn, like most hard alcohols do, which give you a burning sensation on your penis.

Friend 1: Hey man, why are you walking weird?
Friend 2: My girlfriend wanted to try this Russian Fire Pole last night, My cock wont stop burning.

by Wallstreetjournal March 1, 2011

hell-fire

Noun

1. A quality of sexual attraction to someone despite their behavior being categorized as catty, arrogant, rude, mischievous, or in some other way malicious.

2. An object of usually sexual desire that is too emotionally compromising to interact with.

Paul: "Dude, your ex is hell-fire."
Mike: "It's her legs that get me."
Paul: "Damn straight."

by Dr. Velociraptor August 15, 2010

Your Fired

To lose a job permanently. 2). Your fired - also is another way to call someone a idiot or moron.

I will pay 50 dollars to wash the car, why did you wash the car with acid. Your Fired!

by Chappie72 December 26, 2016

Where there's smoke, there's fire

A stupid expression which actually means "If something looks or sounds bad (like someone looks dangerous or someone is screaming), something is wrong

For real tho, it shouldnt be, Where There's Smoke Theres FIre, it should be Where Theres Smoke, There's Firemen

by Heeheheh April 11, 2005