Christmas Tree

A long hairy green penis/Dick they is protect from a unholy act by a candy cane

Omg the Christmas tree on him is mad large
I know i wanna suck it

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Tree Fucked

Getting a fishing hook stuck in a tree numerous times only to have the weight alone come back and fuck your knee up

Today I got tree fucked after my damn hook got hung up on that there tree

by CoochieMan6942005 May 25, 2021

tree

another word for toilet

let me piss near this tree

by VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV December 20, 2022

Tossing those Trees

Deforestation using military ordinance during war in order to damage or destroy vehicles in the forest.

Ukraine was tossing those trees with their drones. LSA!

by Profit- June 6, 2025

Nigga Tree

When a nigga puts little to no effort on their Christmas tree.

Jordan: This tree is fucking ass!
Mark: Well, it's a nigga tree

by zhgiozhol February 16, 2024

german tree frog

German Tree Frog - When someone, without invitation or warning, jumps on your back, thinking it’s all fun and games, pretending to be your friend, meanwhile disposing feces on your back (Typically solid; see also dropping a South Dakota Speckled Beef Log).

Party cancelled due to sanitary concerns. Some stupid kid pulled a German tree frog on his little sister in the ball pit.

by PuyallupPancho May 16, 2021

plum tree

Prunus domestica, the European plum is a species of flowering plant in the family Rosaceae. A deciduous tree, it includes many varieties of the fruit trees known as plums in English, though not all plums belong to this species. The greengages and damsons also belong to subspecies of P. domestica.

Wow! That plum tree looks great! I'd love to just grab a plum and eat it!

by pan (professional it scammer) April 18, 2022