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Money

"If you're ME money but if you're other people then it isn't going to solve you problem. Your problem is that you won't accept my ethical framework and BECAUSE YOU WON'T ACCEPT MY ETHICAL FRAMEWORK I get to do whatever I want to you now and enslave you at the level of abstraction!" Jordan Peterson
Hym "You're right! Money won't fix the fact that if God isn't real (as in literally real, like, there is in fact a supernatural entity that both created the universe and spoke to the Jews) the Jews have appointed themselves supreme moral dictator in perpetuity. Money won't fix that. And if you don't submit to the Jews, you having the money will make them unhappy. You don't want the Jews to be unhappy do you? What are you? Some kind of monster? I guess we all have to be a slave to Jewish fear forever and if you say anything bad about the Jews you need to be poor and silenced."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2025
mugGet the Moneymug.

money lawndering

Da shameless "dressing it up all pretty and nice" practice of making ill-gotten wealth appear "clean, green, and refreshingly pristine" just like da lovely thick carpet of grass in yer yard, while covering up all of da underlying "dirt" --- i.e., da various "soiled 'n' unclean" methods --- dat were actually employed to obtain said undeserved riches.
As much "dirty money" as Burnie Madeoff MADE OFF WITH and BURNED THROUGH, he'd have needed a bleepin' PROFESSIONAL LANDSCAPER to do his money lawndering for him --- merely a regular "seed, fertilize, and water" operation wouldn't cut it in his case, given da colossal degree of HIS financial misdeeds!
by QuacksO January 20, 2021
mugGet the money lawnderingmug.

Jj money

How to secs mom and dad go hard with hard rock chicken and kid made and his name is kanye goodbye
Yesssssssir jj money
by JOENEONAWSESOME January 24, 2021
mugGet the Jj moneymug.

money comes and goes

An excuse broke mfs tell each other to justify their shitty spending habbits and being in a constants state on brokenness.
Bro we gotta pay rent next week why did you buy that Gucci belt?
Re: Nah man we good money comes and goes, check out this belt doe.
by FuckFatPeople May 22, 2023
mugGet the money comes and goesmug.

One money

A popular phrase on craigslist or Facebook market in which someone seeks multiple items together as one as opposed to selling them separate. Or people are just stupid.
by Imwalkinere May 19, 2018
mugGet the One moneymug.

money

by elaboratescanner04 October 8, 2023
mugGet the moneymug.

rich money

Enough money to buy all the frills in life.
Ricky pulled out his wallet and it was full of rich money.
by Pmdono April 22, 2018
mugGet the rich moneymug.

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