You make my ass want to carve stove wood

When someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don't want to piss them off in return.

A phrase to express your frustration.

If your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.

You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.

by SkyukaDave July 22, 2007

Don't make stupid links through words in your info

The word basically defines itself.

Me: Hey, Don't make stupid links through words in your info.

by Cool Man June 20, 2006

your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.

john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"

by niggman star33 October 4, 2011

Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs

phrase. By the time you hear this, you have already had a compliment on your "pertty mouth" from some country bumpkin. Now he's done made you pull your pants down, and you're about to squeal your little heart out.

You: Hey, you ain't got no teeth, so no dental records, and yo mama is yo sista and yo aunt and yo grandmama! Just like all of 'em! How can they tell you apart from the rest of them country bumpkins???

Billy Bob Joe Brown: That's a pertty mouth on you, boy...

You: What's that supposed to mean?

Billy Bob Joe Brown: *points gun* Drop them britches, son.

You: Um um um ok...

Billy Bob Joe Brown: Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!

You: What's tha- WRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

by Simian Infernus August 19, 2009

I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK

THIS MEANS THAT SOMEONE IS REQUESTING TO BE LAID BY SOMEONE ELSE.

GIRL: "SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT"

BOY: "I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK"

by Hullo, have a goode one February 3, 2010

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world

during half life 2 G man said this

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world - G man

by Smart words sussybaka January 11, 2022

help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions

i was kidnapped and i was supposed to constantly make urban dictionary definitions, please if you know someone named abigail florester, please tell her i love her and that i am going to escape this place

me: my phone number is

me: I AM FINE, AND THE MESSAGE "help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions" ARE FALSE DO NOT WORRY HE IS DEFINITELY NOT DEAD I MEAN I AM NOT DEAD

by VincentGo! November 27, 2022