Time-zoned

You use "Time-zoned" in scenarios where you and another individual are currently living in the same area, with the same timezone but still some how manage to wake up at compeltely different times and don't get to see each other.

•Alex (10 AM) : Hey billy, you ready to play?
•Billy (4 PM) : Bruh I just woke up, sorry.
•Alex (4:15 PM) : Man we got Time-zoned
•Billy (4:20 PM) : 😩

by Snooh November 1, 2020

time flex

They the real OG for no reason in the middle of a sentence

John Doe:”yall didn’t get this guy like I did before the Kanye collab, unrelated emoji”
John Smith:”doe hittin with that time flex”

by Zroxev August 20, 2020

Time Squared

When you are walking down the street and stupid foreigners stop in front of you because the light is red, even though there are no cars coming.

Matt: Sorry it took me so long to get here, I got Time Squared like 5 times on the walk over.
Josh: Yeh I hate those stupid tourists

by Angry New Yorker November 30, 2011

Soap Time

A time when something utterly humiliating happens to someone you know

“My friend just tripped and fell on a trumpet”
“Bro, it’s Soap Time”

by Joni Spagoni November 14, 2022

gamer time

gamer time is gamer time. you cannot explain gamer time. gamer time is the building block of all gamers, the real reason we all have those cringy "single? taken? GAMER" shirts our grandma got us. gamer time is big gamer. gamer time is most likely 4:20 but it can differ.

only true gamers have their phone set to gamer time.

by Sparky_Cat October 30, 2020

Melon time

Usually 3am, a time when absolute chaos ensues. Melons are everywhere. You cannot escape the melons.

Hey it's almost 3am - melon time!

by poocomesfromfood September 28, 2021

trump time

The lapse of time between reality and "The Land of the Lost."

See the news tonight? The canoe spun off a cliff into a valley deep below, "Trump Time." It's a fascinating place that no one wants to go in for a rescue.

by Kris in Alaska August 26, 2017