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home bum patty

a 'home bum's" need to shit, with nowhere to go, and not ambitions to burry it, they do it on the floor. These are normally found not too far from bum camps or bridge underpass.
Watch your feet, home bum patty to your left.
by D.K.P May 5, 2020
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Pokey bum time

A game involving poking each other in the bum.
Kelly-Anne chases george around the house poking his bum. George doesn’t try to get away because george enjoys pokey bum time.”
by D&G17 July 17, 2019
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lil bum scooch

The best rapper that the modern world, or even the ancient world has ever listened to.
"Have you heard the new lil bum scooch song?"
"Yeah, its fucking incredible!"
by lilbumscoochbiggestfan September 19, 2017
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20 Dollar Bum

A person that thinks they are gonna bribe a person with money, and assumed it gets them into the club or that they think they won't get their ass wooped because they got money or a bong...
When the mother Fucker lazily thought they were better than me but they ain't got shit on me,

Whether I am in rags or riches they are a 20 Dollar Bum..

Mong was a 20 Dollar Bum trying to hand me a $20 Bill
by HaloTheHalo August 29, 2021
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Professional Ass Bum

A person who is overqualified to be just a literal bum, they are exceptionally skilled in the art of their trade.

Their lively-hood consist of a very strategic master manipulation ploy to go above and beyond all acts of the call of duty BUMISM!

To be considered a professional ass bum you must NEVER be able to keep a job past a 2-4 week time period. Always, find a way to not keep a job...EXCUSES!

You must always appear to look like you are indeed not a bum.

You must be an expert in doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, yet appear to be EVERYTHING.

To become a master in Professional Ass Bumism... you sabotage everything around you that does NOT benefit you.

Only a Professional Ass Bum has the ability to make a career out of this lifestyle.
"There is only one answer to explain Omar, he has got to be a PROFESSIONAL ASS BUM!?"
by ThaRealZaddddy12 November 7, 2019
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Clostered bum hole

An oyster that is stuck in your bumhole
You have a clostered bum hole
by Schubby monster December 22, 2019
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Hot cross bum

When during doggy-style sex the guy pulls out and jizzes over the girl/guy's arse in the shape of a cross.
Hey, because it's Easter, how about we do a hot cross bum?
by Nicearse July 7, 2016
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