bitch fart

a fart that is either weak, short, high pitched,unmanly, or otherwise embarrassing in anyway

peter: (bitch fart noise)
will: peter that was such a bitch fart
peter: are you for serious... that was at least an adolescent fart
ap: no peter that was in fact a bitch fart
will: it was a short little nothing that was at least two octaves too high

by LEVELED December 17, 2008

fart cake

A cake which has been farted upon by a woman for sexual purposes

Bart, don't eat this fart cake! You might get sick from E-Coli infection!

by Danielle V October 20, 2008

Gorilla Fart

Simply stated, it is Bacardi 151 and Wild Turkey 101. You pour the concoction into the persons mouth whilst they are sitting upside down in a barber chair, then putting a bar towel over their face (reduces spray). You spin them 2x around to the right, then 2x around to the left. Done. If they haven't vomited, either they are hardcore, or you poured them water.

I went to a bar in LaCrosse for OctoberFest in 1981. I had my first Gorilla Fart ever. And my last ever. No Sane person does this. Nor a sober person.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit March 31, 2015

Love Farts

A fart released in silent, usually in bed, by one or another spouse. When caught, the offender uses the excuse that he/she loves him/her. A downright silly, but mean thing to do. Especially if the farter has eaten eggs, asparagus, or taco bell that evening.
Not to be confused with the "LOVE FART" (Singular) which is produced by two gyrating bodies during sex.

"Honey, did you just fart!?!?"
-Yeah, I did... just a couple of love farts.-
"Dammit, you're an asshole."
-I know... I love you!-

by stuporjew57 July 8, 2011

homo fart

A homo fart is a guy blowing off a semen-filled fart.

"Did you just blow a homo fart?" asked Nathan.

"Er... of course not," stammered Luigi.

"I can smell the jizz, dude," said Nathan.

Luigi turned bright red and ran away.

by scodder June 16, 2010

penis fart

The passing of air out of the urethra of the penis during manual, oral, vaginal, or anal stimulation.

Hell no, what was that sound you did not just have a penis fart in my pussy. Did you?

by Timothy July 9, 2004

death fart

The final gaseous emission from the lower loins, occuring at or about the exact time of death.

Man, I did the angry dragon on that ho, but realized I mussa snapper her neck cuz I heard dat DEATH FART come outter azz...

by LouiePajamas November 23, 2007