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Fake Winger

A person who is in fact, totally apolitical, but jumps on every bandwagon going. Usually in order to gain social acceptance, and appear more intelligent than they actually are.
I see all the British middle class fake wingers have blacked out their social media profiles: As if they've ever even had a single objective thought about the situation.
by Rikstir June 5, 2020
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Fake

Someone that claims to be strong or strong-willed but is desperate to weaken others around them to try and walk all over them isn't a strong person at all.
Claiming to be strong or strong-willed when all you do is try to humiliate, disrupt, weaken, try to cause others to spiral downward go crazy is fake strength, it isn't strength. It is spreading weakness like wildfire and people can tell the wildfire to go fuck itself.
by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021
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Fake

Something that Ani and Penny always say
Leaving the call was so fake of you”
by Legal Border Hoppers 4 life December 17, 2023
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fake bong

A makeshift bong that beginners and or cheap/lazy people make to smoke weed.
donald trump: hey man nice fake bong.

bernie sanders: Thanks i made it my self.

donald trump: I know.
by badfish_XL May 15, 2016
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faking a fall out

Intentionally starting an argument with your significant other and acting like you never did just so they’ll be mad at you and not wanna talk to you so that way you can do whatever you want to
you are always faking a fall out so you can be with other bitches
by D3$$thaM3$$ July 12, 2023
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fake numbered

When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number, work number but you can't get the personal number.
Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number
by barbaroja August 7, 2023
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FAKE CLEAN

A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.

Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
by Smooax September 4, 2020
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