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egg

Reece Samuel Saxon’s head
why is there an egg in my toilet water
by Harry Armstrong March 17, 2023
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Egg

Something that is monumentally bad or awful to the point that it gets called to a stinky egg
by Wet sheen July 18, 2025
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Virgin boy eggs

A freakish tradition in china where people will collect eggs from chickens, and boil them in the urine of young males. It is said that the younger the boy, the better the taste.

Forget being all sciencey and formal, what the fuck is up with china? Are they all nonces over there?
Chinaman 1: oh yes we are having virgin boy eggs later! Praise Xi Jinping!
Chinaman2: praise the CCP!
by Booty stealer January 30, 2024
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egg

a thing that you crack, to make different foods
i.e: scrambled eggs, sunny-side up, omelet, hard-boiled, etc...
u legit don't know what an egg is?
prob live in an egg smh.
Example One:
Person One: Got any eggs on you?
Person Two: Nah I spent it on smashing them into my fa I mean making a cake with them :)
Example Two:
Person One: Egg
Person Two: Egg
by pepperonisoup May 12, 2021
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Egg

1. What you call some one who is bald and has a round head
2. Something with more likes than Kylie Jenner
Lucas is such an egg

Did you see that new egg on instagram?
by Esusja Ristcay June 10, 2019
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eggs

the only non-conscious thing on this planet which has a fear
husayn is it’s fear
eggs: (quiet)
husayn (exists somewhere)

eggs:aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
someone’s mom making breakfast for they’re kids: WHY ARE THE EGGS SCREAMING
by fish-legs January 3, 2025
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Dirt Egg

Deriving from an individual, usually found sleeping in a parking lot, who frequently eats hard boiled eggs. One of which has been peeled and has fallen onto the ground and rolled through a soft, fine dirt; and despite his or her best efforts cannot be cleaned. Obviously the individual eats the egg and occasionally feels guilty of his or her actions, occasionally.
Logan, its been a month and you haven't moved from that lot, I get skiing is cool and being a ski bum is solid but don't turn into a dirt egg.
by Dirt Egg Man November 7, 2018
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