Cool

A short guy name Tony

I want to be like Tony he is too cool
"Hey tony!...I like the things you do"

by Kingman 87 June 15, 2018

Cool

99% of people read cool as sarcastic

Jackson: cool

Kathy: *thinking he doesn’t like me*
Jackson: that was really really cool

by Kathpath85 October 25, 2020

On the cool

To do something slyly, usually used in reference to another person being shady or deceptive.

Girl 1: oh i never realized that.

Girl 2: yeah i think she was trying to shade me on the cool.

girl: yeah it really seems like she was.

by you’ll know lol. January 29, 2024

cool beans

something hereward would say

"your dog died"

hereward - cool beans

by not hereward March 27, 2023

Cool Hand Luke

When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.

Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?

I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.

by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016

Cool Tony

A taboo arrangement between two or more men, designed with the intention to provide cooling relief during sweltering weather.

The procedure involves one person providing another with a chilled 5 litre (or higher volume) goon bag of standard "classic" white wine.

The recipient discards the outer cardboard box and proceeds to hold the chilled bladder to their testicles, gooch and vas deferens area for approx 8 to 10 minutes, in an attempt to cool their pipework.
Once sufficiently cooled the recipient commences to shower what is expected to be a cold stream of urine over the other party, rapidly reducing their core body temperature.
It must be noted that no monetary payment is required for a Cool Tony as it is intended and understood that the goon bag of chilled "classic" white is in itself payment for the deed.

It's too damn hot and I'm burning up. Where can a guy get a Cool Tony around here?

by Broke Aristocrat January 3, 2025

Pretty cool, huh

The sentence used by people who want to describe something as cool in a 3 word phrase.

Friend one: you like my phone? Pretty cool, huh

Friend two: indeed

by AtomicDragon05 July 23, 2021