mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by DefiniteIyNotCoveredInShit September 18, 2021

Mud collective

When four men meet at the dump point at a caravan park with their mud luggage for their daily conversation. Lots of talk about shit.

Sally: What are you up to this morning Gary?
Gary: First things fisrt, I need to empty our mud luggage and see how the lads are going.
Sally: Oh, the mud collective??

by Andos Hastos January 10, 2022

Mud-Fucker

See back in the day, somebody fucked mud and turned black. That's about it.

What the fuck are you doing you Mud-Fucker.

by Goat-Lord January 12, 2019

pull the hippo out of the mud

when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party

it`s hard work to pull the hippo out of the mud, especially when you are on a shoe-string budget

by Sexydimma April 28, 2015

Mud shower

When you get a group of people and deficate on them like a shower or rain

I just had a huge mud shower

by Munt maxer February 12, 2024

Mud butt

When you take a large shit and have to use like half a roll of toilet paper because your shit is like sticky tar. Shit smears instead of wiping off. When you wipe it gets messier before it gets clean.

Mud butt is the #1 cause of skid marks

by Michele_plus_one August 5, 2016

Mud flap tap

A process when two males hold there penis and swing there balls back and forth causing them to tap

Me and my friend was in the gym and we celebrated with a mud flap tap

by Flogrownswildside April 2, 2024