Finger bum bill

Guy who tries to put his finger in your bum when your mum makes you have a bath with him as a young kid

Oi finger bum bill remember you tried to finger me when we were kids

by Finger bum bill October 24, 2022

The Bum Bead Monkey

1.) An insult to someone you think puts things up their arse on a regular basis.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.

Geraldine turns to Gladis....wide eyed she says "the bum bead monkey". Gladis turns bright red as she's always puttung stuff up there

by Betty & Dorris Afternoon TEA December 9, 2010

Clostered bum hole

An oyster that is stuck in your bumhole

You have a clostered bum hole

by Schubby monster December 22, 2019

Pokey bum time

A game involving poking each other in the bum.

“Kelly-Anne chases george around the house poking his bum. George doesn’t try to get away because george enjoys pokey bum time.”

by D&G17 July 17, 2019

home bum patty

a 'home bum's" need to shit, with nowhere to go, and not ambitions to burry it, they do it on the floor. These are normally found not too far from bum camps or bridge underpass.

Watch your feet, home bum patty to your left.

by D.K.P May 5, 2020

20 Dollar Bum

A person that thinks they are gonna bribe a person with money, and assumed it gets them into the club or that they think they won't get their ass wooped because they got money or a bong...

When the mother Fucker lazily thought they were better than me but they ain't got shit on me,

Whether I am in rags or riches they are a 20 Dollar Bum..

Mong was a 20 Dollar Bum trying to hand me a $20 Bill

by HaloTheHalo August 29, 2021

lil bum scooch

The best rapper that the modern world, or even the ancient world has ever listened to.

"Have you heard the new lil bum scooch song?"
"Yeah, its fucking incredible!"

by lilbumscoochbiggestfan September 19, 2017