A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.
Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025
Get the Texan Asshole Blazemug. by killdren August 2, 2023
Get the Assholemug. A raging cunt of a person.
by nkcookie July 9, 2021
Get the Assholemug. I'm just trying to find out what (word) means , but this major asshole is posting the actual definition.
by MartyIsDaGayFagMLG January 23, 2018
Get the Major Assholemug. by BDBD14 October 9, 2021
Get the Asshole fireantsmug. asshole: usually people with weird over the top names.
these people like trying to bring up memes that were popular last year and often play an awful amount of fortnite. and talk about things like smash or pass and watch pro gamer guides. Have you ever heard or seen someone talking about how cool or how much clout they have? if you have than you know that person is a dumbass.
these people like trying to bring up memes that were popular last year and often play an awful amount of fortnite. and talk about things like smash or pass and watch pro gamer guides. Have you ever heard or seen someone talking about how cool or how much clout they have? if you have than you know that person is a dumbass.
cody: im so good at fortnite I have 5 WINS.
ben: Uh ok? and why do I need to know this?
cody: do you see this gucci!
ben: go suck a cock asshole.
ben: Uh ok? and why do I need to know this?
cody: do you see this gucci!
ben: go suck a cock asshole.
by rfddgsgh November 6, 2019
Get the assholemug. A person who was an asshole to you, but the rest of the world either doesn't care or doesn't know about it, or denies the fact that the person did it. It's usually a person who is a popular or at least a well-liked person taking advantage of their social status and using other people lower on the totem pole to get what they want. You can find an incognito asshole or two at your local middle or high school.
"Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML" is a great example of an incognito asshole.
Another example would be:
Person 1: Ricky, that scumbag, stole my phone!
Person 2: What are you talking about? That's Ricky's new cell phone.
Person 1: I don't care what you say, Ricky's an incognito asshole!
Another example would be:
Person 1: Ricky, that scumbag, stole my phone!
Person 2: What are you talking about? That's Ricky's new cell phone.
Person 1: I don't care what you say, Ricky's an incognito asshole!
by The solitary definer May 26, 2013
Get the incognito assholemug.