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Half a Rob

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ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.
I have a tummy ache and pulled a half a rob so I had to run to the bathroom.
by LeaPeea May 9, 2023
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Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.
I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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half-familied

Nicole doesn't have anyone else she lives with to help her out with her kids, so she is only half-familied.
by techyartsyman52 May 11, 2023
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Half-Like

A type of video game that tries to follow in the footsteps of Half-Life, using similar elements of worldbuilding, gameplay, storytelling, and innovative gameplay.
"Vertigo 2" is a singleplayer story-driven first person shooter built from the ground up specifically for virtual reality. Its style of gameplay and storytelling makes it what is known as a "Half-Like"; a game that tries to mimic the solid foundations that made Valve's famous "Half-Life" series so great.
by mrwallace777 May 15, 2023
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half a gimptard

Your mothers parents are gimptards and your fathers parents arent gimptards.
Half of my grandparents are grimptards the other half are fine so I’m half a gimptard!
by Half a Gimptard inc December 8, 2023
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Half a gimptard

When one of your parents are a gimptard and the other is not
I’m half a gimptard because my mom is a gimptard and my dad is normal
by Half a Gimptard inc December 12, 2023
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Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.
Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.
by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023
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