Monster Java

A drink so vile, i have attempted suicide every time that i think about it, even now

Woman: hey have you tried Monster Java? It is SO good

Man: honey, cut the shit and get me a pacific punch monster from the fridge

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

monster energy

An energy drink popular among egirls, skaters, and emo kids who either genuinely like it or are trying to look cool. It quality varies on who you ask, with some saying it’s the milk of the gods and others saying it tastes like dog piss. Either way, try it out.

Jason: hey dude, is Katie drinking monster energy?
Cal: yea, do you think she actually likes it or is she just trying to be cool?

by Hahaimcomingforyourwig July 10, 2021

monster energy

an energy drink popular among egirls, skaters, and emo kids. the quality varies on who you ask, with some saying it’s the milk of the gods while others say it tastes like dog piss. Whether you think you’ll actually enjoy it or want to look cool, try it out.

Jason: Hey, is katie drinking monster energy?
Alice: Yea, i wonder if she actually likes it.

by Hahaimcomingforyourwig July 10, 2021

Twerk Monster

A person that twerks way too much. Might need help.

That girl is such a twerk monster. Does her butt ever stop moving?

by Wafflemuggins August 13, 2022

sauce monster

a monster of the sauce, constantly covered in sauce and just absolutely loves sauce

“ally krause is the og sauce monster”

“that sauce monster is covered in sauce”

by i love sauce August 29, 2022

monster moose

a vagina that has a grip so powerful that it is life changing. monster moose have the ability to make even the most cold-hearted catch feelings. a monster moose can make anyone nut in about 3 seconds.

“man, i was fucking becky last night and that girl had a monster moose so powerful i nutted 500,000 times”

by 666harrystyles420 September 7, 2022

A Monsters Inc. Avalanche

Ejaculating into someone's mouth, and having them laugh/"spit-take" cum BACK up the urethra......"put that thing back where it came from or so help me..."

Celia gave me "A Monsters Inc. Avalanche" for our anniversary, and I got so backed up

by Mike was whore's key September 19, 2022