lamya renay turner

the finest girl to ever walk this earth period point blank…#DTN

wow…lamya renay turner is so sexy!!

by renaywap March 5, 2022

las vegas left turn

When you're in the left turn lane on a wide boulevard but you turn right instead.

Billy was in the left turn lane, but realized that the Casino he wanted to visit was to the right. He decided to do a las vegas left turn.

by bush did 911 March 20, 2022

The Texas turnaround

The act where a male eats a hot dog while in engaging in sex in the doggy position while the female rubs mustard at the males dick

Jimmy I totally did the texas turnaround on Jessica last night

by The texas turn laptop May 12, 2022

lard on the zero turn

when you try to have a conversation with a hamster driving his zero turn lawn mower and he ignores you and just keeps driving.

"buds over there being lard on the zero turn"

by urbanshburban May 31, 2022

Shabnam Rose Turner

best girl ever

Who is the best girl ever?
Shabnam Rose Turner

by thecharacterwannie July 2, 2022

I have to turn up my headphones at full volume

What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.

*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet

by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022

You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"

"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"

by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022