Skip to main content

Dick-Turd

When a discharge of Santorum

becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).
That guy’s a Dick-Turd

I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd
by Big Papi Jewlo August 8, 2022
mugGet the Dick-Turdmug.

Turd

An endearing, silly term for a friend or loved one who did something silly, goofy, or weird/not right.
You turd, I can’t believe you ate the last piece of cake!
by EBEnezer scr00ge October 6, 2025
mugGet the Turdmug.

Turd Barge

A term used for an individual who deserves to be compared to a floating peice of shit.
Will: "Ted must be manstrating, he is acting like a real turd barge today"
by Laflamablanca18 June 8, 2018
mugGet the Turd Bargemug.

TURD WRESTLER

COUSIN OF "TURD MONKEY"AKA:ONE OR ALL OF MY DOGS OR GRANDCHILDREN,DEPENDING ON THEIR CURRENT ACTIVITY.
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NASTY "TURD WRESTLER"!
LOOK AT THIS MESS!WHAT A DISGUSTING "TURD WRESTER"YOU ARE!
by FROGMAMA February 24, 2017
mugGet the TURD WRESTLERmug.

white knuckle turd trot

The way you walk when you’re holding a turd in that desperately seeks release
Did you see how Jabs was walking after eating all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!!
by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023
mugGet the white knuckle turd trotmug.

Raisin Turd

A bowel movement that comes out like little round raisins.
Her butt was so big, she had no choice but to poop raisin turds
by Chakra882 March 5, 2022
mugGet the Raisin Turdmug.

Turded

What Lana The Roads was paid to do and is now mortified of her bastard baby finding once older, though it's highly unlikely to impossible her child will ever possess the ability to read. The act itself insertion of feces into her holes, I'm her case her "turding" was filmed in XXX.
Gross Me boy! Lana got turded again! What's next bro a "Turd Bang!"
by Metal Rain June 12, 2023
mugGet the Turdedmug.

Share this definition