Clown

Someone who thinks video games cause violence.

Another shooting? Get rid of those violent video game adds. Oh and remember to stock the guns. -Clown

by Helix_ August 9, 2019

Bounce The Clown

Another way to tell a person to go "jack off" or masturbate.

Man: I got a confession to make. Since I've laid eyes on you, I wanted to be with you and have kids together and hopefully raise a family. I love you.

Woman: Motherfucker I'm MARRIED YOU ASSHOLE! GO BOUNCE THE CLOWN SOMEWHERE!!!

by arkumheartless December 22, 2012

Clown

A grown man or woman who is silly or foolish

Mike is 27 and childish he’s a clown

by FuckingGod December 13, 2018

Coastal Clown

A derogatory term referring to Coastal Cloud, a Salesforce implementation partner notorious for deceptive practices and scamming its customers. The company rebranded to "Coastal" after industry peers began mockingly calling it "Coastal Clown" due to its reputation for incompetence and fraudulent behavior, particularly targeting vulnerable clients with subpar services.

When the Salesforce project tanked, the CEO realized they'd hired a bunch of Coastal Clowns who thought "cloud" meant stuffing servers with cotton candy.

by Marc Benioff April 29, 2025

Professional Hand Clown

A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.

Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

Boner Clown

someone on an acid trip in a forest

you are such a boner clown taking 6 hits of LSD

by Zec12 February 27, 2017

Clown

Hanan Abdikadir Omar

Hanan Omar is a clown

by PresBidenKE July 17, 2024