by M_E_M_E_S May 13, 2018
Get the Sam Foustmug. Any generic emo boy from 2002-2008 with hair that covers one eye that is primarily black. They always wears Misfits, MCR, Blink-182, Sleeping With Sirens, etc. shirts. They also wear ripped jeans and they usually have prescription glasses that they have to wear but they hate doing so. Their shoe of choice is usually Vans or Converse as well and have socks with designs with stripes, skulls, band logos, etc.
by The Body of God July 23, 2020
Get the Sammug. by I LIKE CHEEZITS September 17, 2021
Get the Sam Is A Poo Headmug. Usually the best in bed, Ik from experience, u know when they have big feet they have big socks and big socks = big cocks, this is named at sam Tavolieri I will fuck u again someday but that will be hard seeming that there are so many bitches on ur tip xoxoox
by Reg69 December 4, 2017
Get the Sammug. Sam a person who will someday give head to spencer shelton because of his great hair. She will never give head to anyone else but spencer and when she does he loves it.
by Sexy modofucer March 18, 2021
Get the sammug. Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013
Get the Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spraymug.