Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt

some fucker who has a pickle sized dick that is a total asshole or cunt and is a hard bottom bitch
Guy 1: That guy looks like a Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt Girl 1: You are so right, what a waste
by big weewee haver August 22, 2019
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Pickled Anus

The posterior sphincter of an animal that has been preserved in vinegar.
"Sacre bleu, did you just say Pickled Anus?
by CNU Tonight October 02, 2020
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pickled pear

mean, rude, just anything bad; it can also mean something frisky if you know what i mean 😏
Apple is being such a pickled pear today 😡”
by mesca September 02, 2023
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Pickle Penis

Referring to the fermentation, and aged characteristics of an elderly penis.
Ya honey, Aldrich has the finest Johnson.. he got that pickle penis.

-TMG
by 76BURN November 19, 2021
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sugar pickle

When someone is sometimes a bitch but can also be sweet at the same moment
Dayne is such a sugar pickle when he uses teethe
by IVIaGiCaL January 11, 2018
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Emily Pickles

Emily (noun.) usually pronounced “puh-ding”.

Emily, more commonly referred to as pudding, is a big strong girl who can take on the world! She’s hardworking and dedicated to her career in pot wash, but is a dab hand at Roblox!

Emily sometimes puts on a front, pretending she’s okay, but in reality she’s probably suffering from chronic stummy ache.

Emily’s weakness is the backseat of a taxi, and you don’t want to know what she gets up to back there…
“Damn, what’s that smell”

“It smells like sharts

“Yeah, it smells like emily pickles
by puddingpie69 November 28, 2022
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Miami Pickle

The act of master-bating while inserting a pickle in your anus.

Stems from Eric Detiege, 47, of Tampa, was charged Sunday with exposure of sexual organs for the unappetizing display, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by the outlet.

The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person.

He ultimately found Detiege on private premises “lying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half,” according to the document.

Detiege, according to the affidavit, “had his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other hand” and “was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”
Story From Yahoo News Story, “Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property”
Don’t do the Miami Pickle in public.
by Bud Bug July 28, 2021
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