SIMP

1. A self-entitled liberal that spends the majority of his paycheck on Onlyfans under the guise of feminism.
2. Kieran

Kieran is the biggest Simp around.

by Deanosaur2 June 25, 2021

ain't no simp

The opposite of a simp. what did you expect idiot?

egirl: help i am hanging off a cliff

sugma: AIN'T NO SIMP

by Kasprin June 30, 2023

Fan fiction simp

When u don’t like human you only like fan fiction like Draco malfoy or heathers

I’m a fan fiction simp

by Supersammy2008 February 8, 2021

Simp

Commonly a person born in Colombia and adopted by Australians. A female. She says weird stuff like 'Lowbi' and 'Smoosh B'. She is normally in a relationship with someone she refers to as her simp. They always end up getting married and having kids. Their kids are referred to as 'Baby Simps'.

'Hey, Simp do you make any tuna for that pasta.'
'Simp, be a good simp and overcook that pasta yeh? Thanks'
'Your my simp, right?'
'Where are you going? Im going to simp central bitch!'

by Hoozy123 October 23, 2020

Simp

My friend Logan

Logan is a fucking simp

by Jskapakehbdha September 28, 2020

Simp

The deffinition of the word, "Simp", is when Zrighz get's pretty kinky with some random person asking for a position.

"dont catch me simping"

by PhantomAspect May 25, 2020

Simp

When you talk to some bitch instead of playing minecraft with the boys.
Or sit with the same bitch instead of talking to the boys.

Simp: “hey illy how’s your day”
The boys “fuck you you simp”

by Crossifisso Mollica January 29, 2020