When a person has too much makeup on and you can't even tell what they actually look like underneath.
by El Derpus August 10, 2016
A kiwi who can't stay out past nine in the evening for a variety of reasons; namely the desire to go home and draw a bath and listen to Celine Dion.
by P diddy22 March 19, 2008
by Chilly Wong October 27, 2010
by AndrewRyans October 22, 2010
ranch dressing in a little white plastic dipping cup, referred to by West Virginians as a "sida raanch". Quickly outpacing all other condiments in sales, popularity, and causes of emergency room visits. Uses include: dipping for french fries, onion rings, cheese sticks, buffalo wings, pizza crust, in place of mayo on sandwiches, dip for the last few bites of your cheeseburger, and (although rarely) as dip for fresh vegetables or on salad. Failure to supply ranch at a family gathering often results in estrangement. Forgetting the "sida raanch" when waiting tables is the ultimate kiss of death for gratuities.
Bob: Hi, I'm Bob, I'll be your waiter today. What can I get you to drink?
Verna: I'll have some coke. Oh, and a side of ranch dressing.
Tom: I'll have coffee. And we'd like to order your sampler platter, with some ranch dressing.
Bob: Would you like cream with your coffee?
Tom: No, just some ranch dressing will be fine. Thanks.
Governer Manchin: "Due to continued, sustained sales increases, popularity among the people of West Virginia, and general deliciousness, I declare ranch dressing to be hereby known as 'West Virginia Sauce'. I am recommending that we reinvest all teacher's retirement funds into Kraft foods and Hidden Valley, and implementing a ranch curriculum in our junior high schools to prepare young West Virginians for their futures in food service."
Verna: I'll have some coke. Oh, and a side of ranch dressing.
Tom: I'll have coffee. And we'd like to order your sampler platter, with some ranch dressing.
Bob: Would you like cream with your coffee?
Tom: No, just some ranch dressing will be fine. Thanks.
Governer Manchin: "Due to continued, sustained sales increases, popularity among the people of West Virginia, and general deliciousness, I declare ranch dressing to be hereby known as 'West Virginia Sauce'. I am recommending that we reinvest all teacher's retirement funds into Kraft foods and Hidden Valley, and implementing a ranch curriculum in our junior high schools to prepare young West Virginians for their futures in food service."
by Peglegginmegan July 10, 2009
When you want to fight with someone, you would say this. It's like opening a can of whoopass, but better.
by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009
Sauce your nan means that you just recked them and then you can say I just sauced your nan or I'm going to sauce your nan!
Guy 1: I'm going to sauce your nan in fortnite bro.
Guy 2: No please don't reck me in fortnite!
Guy 1: Ha! You just died because I sauced your nan.
Guy 2: No please don't reck me in fortnite!
Guy 1: Ha! You just died because I sauced your nan.
by Rxaper April 12, 2018