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garbage can turkey

The best damn way to cook a turkey. You put the turkey inside of an insulated garbage can with hot coals on the top and around the base. The method is a lot like that of a Dutch oven. Give it 3-4 hours, lift off the garbage can, and inside you've got a delicious, moist turkey.

Try it next Thanksgiving
*lifts off garbage can*
"Now that's a moist turkey"
"Of course it is. It's a garbage can turkey"
by Denverite00 February 23, 2017
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Mississippi Can Opener

when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.
person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022
mugGet the Mississippi Can Openermug.

canned potato homie

Someone who is savory and sweet but will open up a can of whoop ass on any thot that will try to cross you
She is such a canned potato homie she always gots my back.
by Quiefmister January 21, 2018
mugGet the canned potato homiemug.
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>If YOu Believe Retracing My Words Can Kill Me then do so, Cowards<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Can

He is the biggest Playboy on the world and he fuck arben everyday in the Ass and he is ritch and Buy everyday ziesen
Lass ficken du geile olle und bercan liebt 14jährige
by Can49 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Canmug.

you can tell us anything

Something a parent says to coax you into admitting something.
Parents: You can tell us anything.
Child: I’m trans.
Parents: We’re disowning you.
by bismuthdistrict January 14, 2024
mugGet the you can tell us anythingmug.

I can host

A casual sex term. In full detail, it means that you have a house that that nobody else lives in so it can be used for casual sex.
Hey, can you host?
Yeah, I can host. what day?
by Dcharliefox March 1, 2024
mugGet the I can hostmug.

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