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Secondhand sex toys

Sex toys that a person keeps from their ex to use on future parners
Omg Joey tried to use his secondhand sex toys on me!?!
by mesnard.hollyann@gmail.com February 2, 2023
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Secondhand Suicide

When you want to be dead and/or want to kill yourself, but you can't and hope/want someone else to do it for you.
(Found off Tiktok, not my original definition)
"I want to kms but I can't do it myself...can you do it for me dude?"
"Dude, no, that's secondhand suicide!"
by Extra wtf February 8, 2023
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secondhand fandom syndrome

When your friend (or friend group) is very passionate about a series that you have not read or watched yet, and talk so excitedly about it you recognize and become excited by things related to that series
I’ve never watched that anime but thanks to my pal Mark I know everything about the main character, I think I have secondhand fandom syndrome
by Kittalia February 12, 2023
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Second Uncle Shaggy

uncle j's friend. He, like j, is very weird and drinks faygo. He pretends to not be a auntie masa simp...when he is.
Silver: yo your a masa simp!1!1!!1!1!2!2!1
Second Uncle Shaggy: *puts on auntie masa themed sweater* omg how did you know...
by The original sillygirl.png February 26, 2023
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second base

When a man feels a woman up above the waist, including touching the chest, breasts, or nipples.
My only regret is not getting to Second Base
by some guy inventing words April 1, 2023
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second bestness

Second bestness is when you know you are not the first choice if somebody asks you to be someone (wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend) or to do something (i.e. become the boss). You know that someone else was first choice and altough you accept the offer, it rankles and stays wth you forever, turning you into a bitter, overbearing person.
"I think Mum's feeling of second bestness is why she's always so horrible to me - knows Dad wanted to or should have married someone else."
by mimbijones April 7, 2023
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Second aunt

Female cousin of mom or dad
My second aunt can be cool only at times
by 459395 April 10, 2023
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