spaghetti social

Jakes favorite past time

Hey want to go to a spaghetti social with jake?

-no never that dumb bear

by jakelovesbears August 12, 2017

Champagne social-Islamist

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(noun)

A clueless rich kid who waves Pride flags with one hand and Hamas flags with the other. Pretends to fight for freedom, women's rights, and gay rights - while simultaneously backing troglodyte extremists who'd have them tortured, beheaded, or tossed off a building. Loves to rail against the "evils" of capitalism, all while sipping Veuve Clicquot™ on their yachts all day, posting vapid commie nonsense on Instagram™ with their iPhone. Powered by cognitive dissonance so severe it should qualify as a mental illness.

see also: useful idiot, dhimmi idiot, chickens for KFC, hypocrite, clueless dipshit

Greta Thunberg is a textbook Champagne social-Islamist.

by _L_C_ June 3, 2025

Social Communication Disorder

Social Communication Disorder (SCD) is a disorder where one struggles in social situations and activities, such as making friends, sometimes one may misread social cues, struggle trying to contribute to conversations, or lack eye contact and misread body language, SCD is closely linked to autism, but it is not autism.

John has Social Communication Disorder. He struggles making friends.

by RomanticBlanket November 28, 2022

social coin

The sum total of your assets permitting you to attract a close friend or mate, including, i.e. beauty, fitness, wealth, sense of humor, etc.

John thought he could get Judy as a girlfriend but he didn't have the social coin to do so.

by Ethelred July 17, 2015

Social media arsonist

Posting something controversial and then reading replies, but refusing to reply to anyone who tags you.

Look at this social media arsonist, saying guns should be better regulated but not answering a single question by gun owners.

by Miss Psycho Scorpio December 6, 2018

Social Arsonist

One who sees the urgency for social justice change and uses that urgency to set fires every where they go. One who isnt afraid to call it out and is willing to fight against anyone and anything standing in the way of social justice change. An organizer in movement.

"A good organizer is a social arsonist who goes around setting people on fire."—Fred Ross

by Social Arsonist September 11, 2019

Social roll call

A public youth statement dedicated to the active realities in which technology incorporates in everyday society.

Social roll call plays a large part in dealing with the interconnections between millennials via media platforms.

by Nicholas Appleson December 25, 2016