Rusty handjob

Monster engery drink and orange juice mixture

Yo I just had a rusty handjob at the bar

by Themanofwords76 August 26, 2022

rusty tavis

The asscrack of a dude named Tavis

Thats the nicest rusty tavis i have ever seen

by Lt. LOLZ September 21, 2016

Rusty Spoon Effect

This is when a person does something so bloody unexpected, so stupid, that it actually works.
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon

E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway

Person 1 - "Scared you!"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"

by AO | Dovahkiin October 12, 2017

Rusty Bayonette

When a woman is impregnated while participating in anal intercourse... Details are left to the imagination.

Bro 1: Dude, you know that girl Rachel?
Bro 2: Yeah man, I heard she got knocked up!
Bro 1: Yeah, and she said that I'm the father, but I just Butt-fucked her, since she had a nasty Kraken Snatch
Bro 2: you must have pulled a rusty bayonette!

by arr1029384756 September 6, 2011

Chocolate Rusty Trombone

When you perform oral sex on the rectum of someone, and blow into their anus to create a gas bubble that will produce feces immediately.

I really didn’t mean to blow that chocolate rusty trombone last night, left a bitter taste.

by Reallowblows May 22, 2020

Rusty Crowder

Aka a Brass Section, when you get a bunch of people together and have them compete for who gets to be first rimmer on an asshole

I thought it was just going to be a gang bang but they all lined up like it was try outs like a goddamned Rusty Crowder

by BigBobBalls June 26, 2018

The rusty pirate hook

After inserting a finger or thumb in the anus, you dig your partner's eye out to provide a new hole to explore while your partner says "Arrrrrrg"

"Why does Susan have an eye patch?" "Oh, you didn't hear? She's a fan of the rusty pirate hook."

by Pirates of the carbs July 13, 2025